30 Memes for Selective Single Ladies Seeking the Cream of the Crop

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    Me waiting for more guys who fit my extremely limiting preferences to arrive on Hinge
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    me: God please send me a good man God: *sends one* me: ew not this one, he's 5'9 God: @themoodyminx
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    "He doesn't have a beard though.." "He's not 6'2 though.." "He's not rich though.." 25 years later..
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    Me, trying to meet the right person without going out, approaching or interacting with anyone...
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    me waiting for a relationship vs when someone likes me
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    Girls: I'm not picky.... Also girls: Idk, I just don't like his head shape
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    When I smile while looking at my phone Family members:
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    When you're picky af but still manage to pick the wrong ones
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    70% of single girls *sigh* Nobody wants to date me Go away I want to date you
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    Everyone: "you're picky asf" The dudes that want me: Online coach On roids Personal trainer Felon DJ deneyscreencops.com Creep Crackhead No job 5'6 5'4 CrossFitters 9 "Not looking for anything serious Fuckboy Has Two kids Drug Dealer No clue where the is No dar Ugly Af Has a gf Send nudes Boring Married Skips leg day 11.0 "Wyd?" Tiny Doesn't eat
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    HER: "It's Over" Him: "Why?" HER: "O, 11 ‚OA, &
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    Me: I want a man A man: hey Me: not you
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    When someone thinks they can re- enter my life by liking my pics PINHUMOUR.COM
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    "I'll get married only after I am emotionally stabile, financially independent, & my life is completely together": made with mematic MSS
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    Being called cute all the time But you're still single...
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    When you're picky af and still pick the wrong men
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    When People Ask Me Why I'm Single: You see how picky I am about my shoes
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    Me: I want someone to give me love & attention Someone: I like you Me: MOVIECLIPS
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    Random guy: "Smile, girl. Lookin' all mean." Me:
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    Me: I'm not judgemental Also me:
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    Apparently to get a boyfriend you have to actually stop being mean to men and idk if I'm ready for that commitment (8
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    Dude: can I take you on a date Me: sure Dude: ok, pick somewhere for us to go Me:
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    Shoutout to all the single women that complain about being single but never go out. Just waiting on Mr. Right to break in to your house
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    Me: I just wanna be married to my special someone already. Also me: Look at the way this man chews. I'm not dealing with this
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    "I care about you" "I want you" "I love you" Me: Ø 64
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    Me after rejecting 50 guys "nobody loves me"
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    People: You're gonna end up alone cus you're too picky Me: You all are gonna end up divorced cus you settle for less
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    Me: I want a man A man: hey Me: not you
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    Friend: Been on any dates recently? Me: urbyourgram A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.
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    Me: why is everyone together & I'm single Also me: declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to reply, never smiles, cannot parallel park

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